This is the new way parents punish kids. Instead of grounding thier kids or not letting them go to the school dance, they have to be "Escorted" to school and the dance.
What the heck did he use? Tape? A paint marker? The only thing worse than this would be if he had used those mailbox letters you can get by the sheet at Home Depot.....
Extra points for the Romanesque font though he's still a dipshit