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From: loz corteil Posted On: 2004-06-14 18:45:49 |
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UR Site is Pretty Shame Full u obviously dont own a car and realise that these people with these cars have put a lot of time and money in to there cars. it cost alot more to modifie a car than ur crappy little site using a cheap 100 quid package from jungle.com When our Cars Can top up to 100,000 quid so grow up US MAX HEADS RULE THE ROAD NETWORK Remember that What Gets u 2 work A Car!!!! Oh Yea I forgot u dont own 1 do u ride a push bike with a bell u panzy
Yours Faith fully
Lozzer Member of the gasto terrorist squad |
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This guy is either drunk or incredibly stupid. Either way this email gave me a good laugh. |
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Posted by: Trooper |
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6-28-2002 @ 11:47:27 PM
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i think the funnier quotes from that is: "US MAX HEADS RULE THE ROAD NETWORK".. is that like an internet for people with licenses? |
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6-29-2002 @ 12:41:59 AM
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But its a damn fine pushy I have (and no it doesnt have a bell less areo dynamics and too much weigh so I took it off). And we are knocking the body kit/s on the car/s not the engine mods. Unless those mods are useless.
[Edited by cams116 on 6-29-2002 @ 12:42:51 AM] |
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6-29-2002 @ 02:01:06 AM
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Max Heads? What the hell is that, my fan club? Well, my fan club needs to be a bit more appreciative of my efforts to make fun of ricers. And if you'd take some time to read the site and read what is said here, you'll realize that most of us DO own and modify our own cars. But we don't have "100,000 quid" invested in them, because WE DO MODS THAT MAKE SENSE, ARE COST-EFFECTIVE AND ACTUALLY IMPROVE PERFORMANCE. My Mustang has under $20k in it, and I'll be surprised if your "100,000 quid" ride will beat it. (more) |
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6-29-2002 @ 02:05:09 AM
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Furthermore, the fact that some of "our cars can top up to 100,000 quid" does NOT mean that the average ricer has that much money in it. Another unfortunate symptom of ricerism: pointing to ONE mega-bucks, ultra-performance car that bears no resemblance to anything your average car enthusiast might encounter on the streets as somehow meaning that ALL imports are that fast. Well, got news for you: some of OUR cars run street-legal 6s in the quarter. So if you want to look at the very top end, we got you licked there too. For any given amount of modification and money invested, an American- or Australian-built V8 will kick the beans out of a Japanese I4 or V6. Period. That's all. Baby goes to bed now. Don't like it? Grow some taste. |
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6-29-2002 @ 02:06:23 AM
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hey look...max is on rough day pal? hehe :Þ
[Edited by Moose on 6-29-2002 @ 02:06:57 AM] |
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6-29-2002 @ 02:10:40 AM
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hahaha, cheers! what was tonight's bev of choice? |
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6-29-2002 @ 02:12:19 AM
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Killian's, and then Captain Morgan and Coke. Good times. I'm mostly sobered up now, though. |
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6-29-2002 @ 02:14:04 AM
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morgan looks so good, I was down in the caribbean last summer and feasted on the finest morgan's rum cakes ever, duty free too! |
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6-29-2002 @ 06:00:17 AM
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Good work with the Aussie V8 call Max. And little riceboy dont get started on the rotor is an import thing. Because I will shut you down in everyway posible with that. |
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6-29-2002 @ 01:16:15 PM
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Captain Morgan rules!
Regarding the letter: What in the aching-assed hell is the "gasto terrorist squad"? |
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6-29-2002 @ 08:44:36 PM
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Whatever it is, he's a "Lozzer" member of it. |
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6-29-2002 @ 09:31:55 PM
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Maybe his name is "Lozzer", and he's a member of the gastro terroist squad.
So it should be, "Lozzer, Member of the gasto terrorist squad." |
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6-29-2002 @ 10:58:39 PM
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what a second I have a question, What's a quid? is it a money value? I'm not an Atlas or something. |
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6-29-2002 @ 11:16:44 PM
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Well, at least this letter is original....I mean sure you have the classic "you own no cars" thing but there's no reference to sexual preferences or to Domestics being bad handling/slow shit. Gotta give 'em credit for that.... |
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6-29-2002 @ 11:30:39 PM
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quid is slang for pound, if I'm not mistaken. I'm guessing our friend is English. |
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6-30-2002 @ 12:27:16 AM
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he's an Englishmen that didn't pass english.. i think he took ebonics in high school. |
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6-30-2002 @ 02:13:28 PM
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Aussies say "quid", too, so our friend here might be Austrailian. |
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6-30-2002 @ 04:11:45 PM
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By: MadScientistMatt |
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This guy must be going for trying to get revenge on Trooper by giving him a headache with inexplicable and poorly written ravings. I've got to wonder if the gastro terrrorist squad's anything like Spleen from "Mystery Men." |
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