Wing or luggage rack? And while were at it, is there any TIRE on those rims? I'll bet he can feel every single oxygen molecule he runs over with those rubber-bands on his MaD TytE RimZZ yO!
What's worse is that it's probably a Mini One and not even a Cooper (The Mini One is the base engine model that they don't bother trying to sell in the US, think Civic DX vs. Civic Si).