Boobies!!!!!!....Flaming ones no-less, I agree with Low-Tech I sure could go for a big f*cking boot to squash this bug permanently, just like how VW are smashing ricers in their commericals now, It's so great.
#1, That'd be funny to put flames etc on the trunk, and maybe fake mirrors on the c-pillar, so you really COULDN'T tell wether they were coming or going.
#5, seen something like that years ago in an episode of C.H.I.P.s I believe it was. They made both ends of a limo look like the front and even had a "driver" in the "back"